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Weekend Journal 8-19-12: The Demon Cocaine
I was supposed to go to Six Flags with Nikol and her kids today. Instead I slept on my couch naked, sweating like fucking Kunta Kinte, with chunks of bloody scabby snot oozing out of my nose onto my...
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Reader Mail Sac: I Am Insecure about My Vagina
“Every Girl I Know” writes, and says constantly: “I’m afraid after I have kids it’s gonna be a hot dog down a hallway.” “It’s for real, roast beefy. Like, the inner lips are way too big. That shit...
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Weekend Journal 9-3-12: Bobbie (NSFW Image)
Nikol, here’s a picture of that girl whose ass was eating her panties that she was wearing as a bathing suit, being reamed by a French guy. It turned into an MMF three way where he was fucking her and...
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Weekend Journal 9-3-12 Part 2: The Other Shit, without the Random Naked Chick...
Friday night I got blind drunk, alone, on cheap brandy. And I played Baldur’s Gate. Baldur’s Gate is a video game version of Dungeons and Dragons from the nineties. It is the greatest video game...
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¡¡¡REMISSION!!!
Nikol D.S. Hasler, the person with the most accurate middle initials in the world. You know that feeling when you’re having a shitty day at work and people are assholes and you have no money and the...
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Gertrude Part Four: Further Proof That STD’s Are a Fake Boogeyman
At this point it’s almost like “what do I have to do.” I’m the Whitey Bulger of herpes, flagrantly committing crimes and then dodging punishment for decades while walking around with my hugely...
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Send Us Your Sex and Relationship Questions
FYI: Nikol D. S. Hasler, an expert in Teen Sex Education, and myself, an expert in having sex with uneducated teens, will field your sex & relationship questions if they’re at all inspiring. Send...
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Tag Team Reader Mailbag: Getting Young Girls Drunk
“Juan Stabone” writes: As a non-drinker, I encountered an absolutely galling situation twice in a period of three months: The girl is over my place, and everything’s going great. In one case I even...
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Guest Post at Nikol Hasler Dot Motherfucking Com
I guest posted for my beloved Nikol over at her web site. It’s called “Take Valentine’s Day and Shove It Right Up Your Stupid Ass.” Have a look.
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Video: Fatburger Challenge
Nikol wanted to do the Fatburger Challenge for her birthday. This is where you eat three half pound patties on a bun, and they put your picture on the wall. It occurred to me after making this what...
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Weekend Journal: Will You Still Love Me
On Saturday we handed out MISSING flyers for Nikol’s son who ran away. Hundred and six degrees in the valley; heat-angry people think you’re trying to sell them something when you walk up and say...
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